Bumbling in Swingtime

Tentative Title: microwaves are not to be trusted
Summary: Joseph asks for Caesar's help with Chef Boyardee.
Rating: T probably, idk
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: language?
Notes: sometimes they're both stupid

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Unrated, no beta, 5.4k

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More of this rough draft, rough WIP, I'm not even sure this will be Chapter 3, but chronologically this is what's next. What is pacing, anyway?

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Unrated as per usual but there's violence ahead. 5.1k this time.

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Title: Swing, Sucker, Swing (yes.)
Summary: Caesar “Iron Wrench” Zeppeli stands to win big…if he could only stand to lose.
Rating: M
Word Count: 3,356
Tags: Caesar & Joseph, Modern AU: Underground Fighting, Violence, Explicit Language
Note: Late entry for CJC Week 2020, Day 2: Fighting/Competition.

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For ease of access, here's a brief masterpost of the "Taming Joseph" series as it stands on my Dreamwidth. Please keep in mind everything's unedited, unbeta'd, and wholly self-indulgent. Suffice to say, they're all NC-17 (it is a PWP series, after all!), and each installment has it's own set of warnings, so please heed those.

Part 1: Entitled to a Sense of Control
Summary: Caesar and Joseph's spar turns into something more. ~2350 words.
Warnings: Caesar/Joseph, PWP, D/s Themes, Fighting as Foreplay (Fighting Kink kinda...), Undernegotiated Kink, Pre-breathplay?, Joseph’s Mask, Caesar’s Bandanna, Bondage/Handcuffs/Bound Hands, Hair Pulling, Dirty Talk, Hand Jobs, Implied Facials

Part 2: A Man's Place Is On His Knees
Summary: Caesar and Joseph engage in a scene in Joseph's bedroom. ~3250 words.
Warnings: Caesar/Joseph, PWP, Mild D/s, Fighting as Foreplay (Fighting Kink kinda...), Established Relationship, Inappropriate Use of Hamon/Ripple, Joseph’s Mask, Caesar’s Bandanna, Bondage/Handcuffs/Bound Hands, Hair Pulling, Slapping, Uncut, Fingers in Mouths, Facefucking, Blowjobs, Blink-and-you’ll-miss-it-handjob, Corniest Safeword

Part 3: Let's Go Down Swinging
Summary: Ridiculous, and perhaps spicy, sparring arena 69ing PWP. ~3950 words.
Warnings: Caesar/Joseph, PWP, Mild D/s, Established Relationship, Joseph's Clackers, Bondage/Bound Hands, Joseph’s Mask, Hair Pulling, Slapping, Uncut, Fingers in Mouths, Facefucking, and of course...69ing

Part 4: Trust Exercise
Summary: Joseph wants Caesar to blindfold him. ~2000 words.
Warnings: Caesar/Joseph, PWP, Mild D/s, Established Relationship, Joseph’s Mask, Caesar’s Bandanna, Blindfolds, Dirty Talk (I Guess?? It’s like. Kinda mild LOL), Oral Sex, Orgasm Control, Mutual Masturbation, Accidental Facials

Part 5: Muffler
Summary: Caesar finds Joseph’s scarf to be somewhat useful. ~3k words.
Warnings: Caesar/Joseph, self indulgent PWP, Joseph’s scarf, under-negotiated kink, breathplay (mild), oral sex, mild D/s themes

This post is a roundup for all of my CJC Week 2019 entries on Dreamwidth. Thank you to the mods who helped to run the week on Twitter! The prompts for this year can be found here [x].

Day One: Overgrown
Prompt: [Sunflowers/Flowers] or Pets/Animals
Summary: From the moment he first meets Joseph, Caesar can't stop coughing up flowers. Warning for canon-typical violence, canonical character death. Teen.

Day Two: Splat!!
Prompt: Hamon Training or [Fighting/Competition]
Summary: Caesar, Joseph, and their coworkers run through a paintball course as a "team building" exercise. Teen.

Day Three: An Evening At The Gala
Prompt: [Holidays/Seasons] or Traveling
Summary: Lisa Lisa brings Caesar and Joseph along to a museum's Christmas gala. Teen.

Day Four: Out At Sea
Prompt: [Makeup/Tequila] & [Music/Dance]
Summary: Joseph didn’t board the cruise to fall in love; it just happened. Teen.

Day Five: Holly's List
Prompt: Food/Cooking or [Parenthood]
Summary: Joseph goes Christmas shopping for Holly on Black Friday. Teen.

Day Six: Like A Fire In The Dark
Prompt: Confessions/Firsts or [Alternate Universe]
Summary: Monster Hunter Joseph fights the Demon King and finds all is not what it seems. Warnings for demon/human relationship, aphrodisiacs, shape-shifting, self-lubrication, breathplay, power dynamics, and more. Explicit.

Day Seven: Bloomers
Prompt: [Free Day]
Summary: When one up-skirt leads to another, well…. Warnings for rule 63 (aka fem!sijoses). Explicit.

Series: CJC Week 2019
Title: Out At Sea
Summary: Joseph didn’t board the cruise to fall in love; it just happened.
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 12,856
Note: Fill for CJC Week 2019, Day 4: Makeup/Tequila & Music/Dance. X-posted to AO3 today! I had a lot of fun with this prompt, as happy old gays on a cruise is something I wanted to write since I saw old!Joseph in Stardust Crusaders. This fic ended up becoming very close to my heart as I decided to explore themes like non-monogamy, touch on the varied aspects of gay life (and the fact it is not the same for all people, and that's okay!!), as well as try to challenge some of the taboo around "old people still have lots of sex." There's a lot to unpack in all of these ideas, and this fic probably could have benefited from more whittling and focus, but I'm still happy with what I got to do here.

The song Caesar sings Joseph is essentially a MLM version of "My Foolish Heart" (which you can watch/listen to Keith Elling perform an arrangement on YouTube here [x]). Old!Joseph as Madam Tequila was heavily inspired by Michelle DuBarry. You can read more about her in this article here [x]. And now, the fic!

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